funny postie story no. 1

One dark morning, i was posting my letters when i came to garden gate that wouldnt open? so i looked and it appeared as if some fool had put big stone behind to stop it swinging open , so i booted it open and the stone rolled up the path, i walked up to put post in letter box, im cursing  ***********,  i looked down at stone.. it was a tortoise upside down his little feet going ten to the dozen!! i laughed soo much a little bit of wee came out....... obviously i put mr tortoise right way up :-)