funny postie story no.2

I went posting at old peoples home,I knocked on an old dears door to get her to sign for parcel, she shouts out..im coming dear one minute.. then she opens door.. says morning dear, i give her parcel, look down and shes got her bloomers round her ankles (christ i nearly peed myself) so i said. Ere love you got your drawers round your ankles (coz no point beating bout the bush in situation like that) :-)